Leo
You need to take
that gorgeous babe out to dinner…trust me…it will be more than worth
it.
Virgo
Okay, you are
handling the family drama well. I am surprised that you haven't smacked your
parents with a shovel yet, but I digress… Just grin and remember the key
word: INHERITANCE.
Libra
God do you need to
get laid. Don't be shy about that cute person that smells good at the
bookstore…at least say howdy.
Scorpio
You have been in
a rather playful mood of late - make sure you wash your sex toys first before
you play.
Sagittarius
You need to
eat more…real food…not that mamby pamby crap that you call
food…something with sustenance. Eat the cow burger.
Capricorn
Teasing will
get you everything in life. Now if we can just get your energy harnessed in
realizing you are living with an idiot…
Aquarius
Egad, moving
again? Is there no end? You know, there is someone in your life that is just
waiting for you…maybe you haven't even met them yet. But they are the mate
to your soul.
Pisces
You like having
your feet firmly planted on the ground…actually beach side, in truth. You
need to get away for a weekend at least to stop listening to everyone at
work.
Aries
A change of
scenery will do you good for your future. Just remember that you wanted this
assignment.
Taurus
Stop drinking so
much. If you are doing other types of drugs, stop that too.
Gemini
Do something
special for yourself, get something waxed…like your ex. I hear the screams
will be delightful.
The Moonchild
Stop
worrying so much. Keep this up and you will be dead from overdoses of panic and
fear.
