18 Speed Tranny Haulin' Ass
By Dan Century
18 Speed Tranny is back with Haulin'
Ass, another white-hot slab of finger bangin', gear jammin', knuckle
poppin', crank snortin' rock n' roll! If your ears had septums, they would
bleed and collapse after listening to this disc. Your teeth will fall out,
you'll start living off of credit cards and you'll lose your apartment and have
to sleep on your sister's couch. After listening to this disc for a week in a
row, you'll end up on Cops in a motel room with a fat woman who cuts her
own hair, two skinheads and suitcases full of raw chemicals. This disc is so
powerful it will destroy your life.
Haulin' Ass is like Satan's mix tape of the rawest
moments of rock n' roll. Intentional or not, I can hear a little bit of Black
Flag, Rollins, old Metallica, MC5, Cheech and Chong, Sabbath, even the Beatles
it's like they've taken the raw materials of rock and fused them into an
even rawer rock n' rock amalgam all their own.
Just look at these song titles: Wrong Side of the Law,
Gorillaz on Crack, Broken Mind, Pink Hole, Wasting Away, Born Under a Bad
Sign. You just know they're badass and you know they kick ass.
What other band would have the balls to write a song like
So you came over, and we had fun
I felt you up, and you
know that I went down
We had a good time, we always do
Now bring your
sister over, and I'll do her too, yeah!
Other ways to describe this album:
Haulin' Ass will blast through your speakers like a
trucker with a trailer full of un-taxed cigarettes, a nose full of crank and a
hankerin' for a Lot Lizard to his slobber on his shifter knob
Ass is like a rock n' roll meth lab on wheels.
Haulin' Ass is
the antidote for your suburban, SUV, Starbucks lifestyle.
The CD is a measly $8 too why that's cheaper than a
pack of Camels and fist full of Slim Jims, and it will last you a whole lot
18 Speed Tranny
Post: PO Box 1042, Elk Grove, IL, 60009-1042, USA
Phone: (847) 357-8850