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CD Review
Terminal Bliss The Art of Seduction
By Marcus Pan
My first impression prior to
spinning The Art of Seduction was the interesting choice of names for
this band. Termination, in my opinion, isnt even remotely fun and
certainly not blissful. But Terminal Bliss they are nonetheless, and their
press kit claims that they are a pop band standing about as far on the
dark side as a band can get. Well, lets see about that now, shall
we?
Made up of Daniel Cain on a whole bunch of stuff (vocals,
guitars, piano, synths), Shaun Barrett on bass, Rich Sandrok on synths and Tim
Lydon on drums, Terminal Bliss attempt to fuse future pop with plodding,
dragging, melancholy-to-the-extreme vocals and synth melodies. The end result
is
well, lets just get into it.
Brooding keyboard chorales with melancholy vocals start off
The Art of Seduction on the first track entitled Where do I
Begin? Its
nice. Kind of lays there like a dead lover. If
youre into necrophilia youd probably like that track. Stay
Awhile is similar in make-up with the brooding melancholy, nearly whining,
vocalizations and plodding percussion and background guitars that add a foggy
feeling to the semblance of the track. Although the press kit seems true
radio friendly this is, even if itll terminate the airwaves with
its brooding.
So thats the gist of Terminal Bliss. Its got a
dark streak, for sure, and its even not all that bad at times, but it
just kind of plods along. Even by track three, Wednesday, the sound is
so similar to the previous two that you can easily get lost in the spin of the
album and wonder if youve moved to a new track or not. Poetry
picks up the pace with some interesting synthesizer work, scrolling about, but
the vocals remain unchanged and kind of drag it down if only a little bit.
We move on to Apple a Day, which again drags along
with a very slow 4/4 beat and doesnt really seem to go anywhere. On the
opening of track six, Dirty Mind, we have a little bit of hope as the
beat picks up the pace and the guitars start to shred. But they just cant
compete with Daniels slow speed vocals, creating a track that instead
sounds like its off beat and out of synch. What could have been a saving
grace of the album has become another plod through the swamp.
In truth, Im not overly impressed. The press kit also
states that Terminal Bliss has a high-energy performance when
performing live, but Im a little skeptical as to how high-energy the
tracks of The Art of Seduction can be performed. They certainly are
trying, but it just doesnt come out. A new vocalist might help. Its
not that hes bad, its more that he doesnt have much to offer
in the way of rhythm. Methinks maybe he does too many portions of the music
pick one or two or all will suffer says I.
Contact Information: Terminal Bliss
Post: 1625 Howard, Des Plaines, IL, 60018, USA Phone: (224) 558-9611
E-Mail: info@terminalbliss.com
Web: www.terminalbliss.com
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