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CD Review
The Collisions Talk is the New
Action
By Marcus Pan
A debut CD from a garage-rock
band, Talk is the New Action does everything it can to be fresh, new,
yet simple and straight rock. Coming from the mind of The Collisions, with Bo
Barringer (who according to the press release is a "sometime stripper," so he's
a lot better looking than me I guess), "Dave of the Universe" on bass (also
much cooler than me, obviously, because I'm only Pan of Legends) and Johnny
Finger on drums (him I might be a little cooler than, but I don't know for
sure). They slap together boorish rock 'n roll and claim to be comparable to
Jerry Lee Lewis.
Very garage-ish, even to the point of being slightly
pedantic sometimes. Live by Fire, Die by Fire, for example, has lyrics
that border on childish and the musicianship is pretty bleak in the interesting
department as well, including the blues-rock based guitar riffs. Following the
boorish Live by Fire comes Gasoline, which takes on a more
eccentric alternative shroud with high-pitched guitar strumming the kind of
which you'd hear on, say, Primus or Ex Models(1). It doesn't change much...just
kind of drones along for four minutes or so. Not particularly noteworthy.
The One That You Love is an example
of depression at it's most angsty complete with spurned teenager style
lyrics the likes of which you'd find on a billion AOL Hometown, Yahoo or
Geocities websites. The fifth track, Trying to be Nice, isn't bad, but
does fall victim to the problem The Collisions tend to have on a lot of their
tracks and one of the reasons many Ramones songs were under three
minutes there's not that much meat in it to need more than four minutes
of my time.
Having some fun with Amateur, Collisions pick up the
ska-esque on track six. This one isn't half bad, and even might get you pogoing
about a bit. A favorite of Talk is the New Action, stuck dead center of
the cruft. Me & the Devil Blues meanwhile gets dark and twisted,
adds in some interesting harmonica and tries to be cooler than my cousin. Not
bad for a cover.
In short, The Collisions don't do it for me. I'm not sure if
it's that they try so hard to be amateurish that it's worn on their sleeves, or
if they really are that amateurish and fade away into nothingness when you
listen to the other five million garage rock bands out there. The only
difference here is Barringer, Dave and Finger aren't teenagers anymore, which
only makes it sillier. If one or two decent tracks is worth picking up an album
for you, and you have that much extra cash to spend, then so be it.
(1) The Ex Models release of Other
Mathematics was reviewed in Legends
#134.
Contact Information: The Collisions
Post: 3 Cherry St., Taunton, MA, 02780, USA Phone: (617) 275-7320
Fax: (617) 501-5246 E-Mail: info@windjam.com Web:
www.thecollisions.com
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