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DVD Review
College Girl Murders
By Marcus Pan
Another release of an old
60's release, Dark Sky has put out College Girl Murders on DVD this year
(2005). Written by Edgar Wallace of 1933's original King Kong,
College Girl Murders brings out the 60s in its full groovy form. All the
funkadelic hijinxs of the time are whipped up in a smattering of death, gas and
mad scientists with a soundtrack that would make Austin Powers shimmy away.
Dr. Kaplan, scientist of the strange, formulates an odorless
deadly gas poison. His intentions of wealth are met with a whip of death at a
dark night rendezvous. As the movie moves along we're treated to an elaborate
jailbreak, mysterious men and a Catholic all girls' college riddled with secret
passages, pervy teachers and lots of strangeness being investigated by an
over-zealous police chief trying to rely solely on his recent psychological
training.
The bumbling Sir John rambles from mistake to mistake with
his new age psycho-babble while Inspector Higgins does his best to keep his
hands around the elusive case with the arrival of a monk in red, eccentric
writer, mysterious gardner and strange after hours parties where rendezvous are
scheduled and mysteries conducted. As people on campus drop like flies,
including two of his most important leads, Higgins tries to piece together a
strange series of ritual like college girls gone dead.
A monk swathed in red shows up to whip things about and the
mad doctors poison finds its way scattered about campus as a mysterious
benefactor breaks men out of prison to do his murderous bidding. Utilizing a
silly looking poison gun that shoots deadly silly strings, inspector Higgins
follows the breadcrumb trail of strangeness to a reptile infested home of the
man behind the crimes. The final scene includes a cheeky Scooby Doo like
unmasking and the final bumblings of Inspector Clueso like Sir John.
College Girl Murders has a nice mix of mystery and
murder while keeping it light and humorous. One detracting caveat is the voice
overs being a bit off from the on-screen speakers, but considering the 1967
dating of the movie you can forgive a little distraction what-with the fact
that this movie would have disappeared if it weren't for Dark Sky. I liked it
a movie that helped build the shenanigan clichés of modern
slasher spoofs without being too over the top. And the mystery of it was really
quite good so the plotline, while silly sounding, really isnt bad at
all.
Contact Information: Dark Sky Films
Post: MPI Media Group, 16101 S 108th Ave., Orland Park, IL, 60467,
USA
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