Smug Little Bitch
By Marcus Pan
You smug little bitch. I was precisely 2:43 minutes late.
Not even three, and yet youre giving me that fucking attitude again. Oh
youve got to go, with that snippy little smile and the little curls by
the sides of your lips. Those slightly badgered teeth staring at me like some
kind of fucking pearl in an oyster and Im thinking to myself how much I
hate you. How much I hate those fucking pearl teeth when you turn them up at me
like Im some kind of schmoe.
Im no schmoe you smug little bitch. Im not sure
what it will take until you realize that, but Im no fucking schmoe.
Nobodys schmoe. If I have to pluck those fucking badgers of yours
Ill learn ya I aint no schmoe. Just sign me into the fucking
warehouse you smug, nasty little piece of shit. All you do is write your
fucking little notes and answer the fucking phone and you act like you can give
me shit? Ill smack those badger pearls out of your goddamn mouth with
that fucking tire iron I had to fuck around with in order to get my ass to this
lousy fucking place with its dusty fucking boxes and constant fucking noise and
all the wah wah wah of the sorting belts and fuck I hate you. I hate you so
Thats right. Be your nitty gritty precise little self
you fucking badger pearl bitch. No its not three minutes in your goddamn
book. Its 2:forty-fucking-three. You gonna be so damn anal about this
shit at least go all the goddamn way and record whats really happening
you smug little bitch. I dont have time to play these fucking games with
you its goddamn three oh Im sorry three oh fucking 5 in the
morning and I have a goddamn truck or two to fucking empty so just let me sign
the fucking paper and get on with it. You fucking bitch. Give me the goddamn
Yeah thats right I noted the real fucking time.
Youll never drag anything out of me you cant badger. Never happen.
Im no fucking schmoe. Theres that fucking wah wah wah again,
goddamn it. Yeah, I know. Im fucking going get off my back man. Im
going Joe yeah Im going. I was delayed by your badger fucking
pearl-toothed smug little bitch.
I gotta learn that fucking smug little bitch. Im gonna
teach ya. Im gonna teach ya good. Gonna wear those badger
pearls around my neck some fucking day.
You smug little bitch.