By Auntie PanPan
Don't get too discouraged.
We all know that you can be whiney when you dont get your own way. It's all
good. Have some pet slave feed you some chocolate and all will be
Always have a nasty habit under your
sleeve, eh? Or should I say you always have a nasty sleeve under your habit?
You got everyone fooled that you are as pure as the driven snow...maybe New
I want it all and I want it all now!
Rushing around can be good sometimes, but then you lose oversight of all the
other stuff that you could be missing. Perfection is good sometimes.
Oh yeah, wind up those action figures
and get out the cheeze whip, you are in a foxy mood! I weep for whoever gets
cornered in a dark alley of a bedroom when your in the mood.
You really need a vacation. I don't
know why you haven't taken one yet, it's not like you dont have secret
piles of money lurkin about that others don't know about...did I say too
You know...if you are going to promise
to be somewhere and then bail one time...that's okay. I can respect and
understand that. But when everyone you know doesn't even expect you to show up
to your own wedding party or your own birthday...chances are sweetie you have
officially hit the "I am a flake" status with all your friends. And how can
anyone depend on someone like that.
I used to bash on Aquarians a lot. Now,
I think that the water signs have passed whatever test they needed to cross
after Gemini and are finding their own spark. Aquarians are hypnotized by
Geminis...who knows why. Find your own voice.
Toe sucking is definitely in your future.
Don't fight it. Just let them stick your feet in some jelly and let them lick
it off. Trust me. It could be fun! Except if you have shag carpet or fuzzy
pets...then you have linty feet. Best to clean your feet afterwards.
Right now you are dealing with some serious
family issues. You have to decide what is right for not just you, but everyone
around you. And that is a big decision for a little Ram to make. You are so
used to just always being able to duck and weave. Not this time, sweetie.
You know the saying: "Old habits die
hard?" Every Taurus I know has some sort of a crutch. I don't know why...I
think it has something to do with having to carry so much of a heavy load for
everyone else. Therapy is good. Try it.
You know my favorite Gemini saying? "Eat
with two plates because you can be so two faced." It's nothing bad, it's just
in your nature. Don't worry about it. You think you betrayed a friend. But
realize that you thought you were protecting them. It will all work out in the
big picture babe.
I have learned that those under the
sign of the crab are the moodiest critters on the face of the planet! I will
say however, that this is the sign that gives the best hugs out of all of the
zodiac hands down! When a Cancerian gives their loyalty, feel honored. They
don't give themselves lightly. They are going through a sense of heartbreak
right now. give them time to heal.