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DVD Review
The Losers
By Dan Century
Red China supported North Vietnam with arms
and logistical support during the Vietnam War, but the Chinese and American
armies never met on the battle field if they did it would have led to
World War III, or at least China lobbing a few nukes into Los Angeles. Instead
of sending troops, America would send spies, soldiers of fortune and other
paramilitary types to infiltrate the Chinese camps and foil their sneaky
bastard plans. In The Losers, an American biker gang the Devils
Advocates is hired by the military to invade a Chinese camp in Cambodia,
rescue a captured American agent, and send a mess of Chinese and Vietcong to
hell in the process. Like the DVD box says: the army handed them guns and
a license to kill!
Of the Devils Advocates, Link, Dirty Denny, and Duke had
previously served in Vietnam as soldiers. Link is the alpha male of the gang
clearly in control and fearless. Dirty Denny is the sleaziest biker of
all he ran a brothel in Cambodia before being sent back to the states.
Duke fell in love with a Cambodian girl during his tour of duty, and he uses
this mission to reunite with her. Along for the ride are Speed and Limpy. Speed
wears a ZZ Top style beard and a green head rag with a Swastika on it, and
Limpy is sort of a hippy biker who walks with a limp and quickly falls in love
with a Cambodian prostitute (and who could blame him shes a lovely
prostitute).
The bikers are given Yamahas broad bikes
because you cant drive a heavy chopper through the Cambodia mud;
as well as plenty of machines guns, explosives and even a Gatling Gun style
grenade launcher. A black army Captain Capt. Jackson is assigned
to baby-sit the biker gang, and to complicate matters, the Captain previously
fathered a child with Limpys prostitute girlfriend.
There are many memorable scenes in the losers. During a
fight scene Captain Jackson pulls a banana tree out of the ground and beats
several men unconscious with it. There are many titillating scenes featuring
well-tanned, Asian female nudity, including a four-way love session with Dirty
Denny. Im surprised the DVD packaging doesnt hint at some of the
films soft-core moments. Who doesnt love well-tanned, Asian female
nudity? Soft cinnamon skin
so tender
so supple
Another great scene is a when the bikers, along with a
chubby local mechanic, team up to weld armor and machine guns to their bikes as
well as build a massive grenade launching trike out of car and bike
parts. This scene prefigures TV shows like Monster Garage, Biker
Build-Off as well as MacGuyver and the A-Team in fact,
I wouldnt be surprised if The Losers wasnt an inspiration
for the A-Team. The bikers vs. Chinese army battle and finale are great
scenes as well (I dont want to spoil the ending).
The Losers is remarkable because it was released in
1970, 3 years before the U.S. pulled out of Vietnam now thats what
I call exploitation (strike while the iron is hot)! The
Losers effectively exploits bikers, sex and war to deliver one heck of an
action movie, and although the film is clearly marketed as such, it has enough
character development, plot twists, solid acting and beautiful cinematography
to transcend the exploitation genre. The audio commentary provided by William
Link Smith and Paul Limpy Koslo is a definite bonus
they offer a wealth of insight into the filming of the movie as well as
plenty of humor sort of like listening to your uncles sitting in a bar
telling war stories. The Losers is rough around the edges, crude, rude
and dirty everything that you would expect from a low budget biker/war
exploitation flick. If youre into biker films or Nam films The
Losers is worth your time. Bonus for film geeks: The Losers were
featured in Pulp Fiction, and its original title was Nams
Angels.
Contact Information: Dark Sky Films
Post: MPI Media Group, 16101 S 108th Ave., Orland Park, IL, 60467,
USA
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