Christmas Cheer

What better time to bring humor to light than the holiday season? This is a time to be merry and laugh…

So here we bring you OUR version of the popular ditty, "Twas the Night Before Christmas." I credit its finding to my friend Georgie.

Have a Happy Holiday Season!

Marcus Pan

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I know in a moment
That fucker had fell.

He filled all of our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son-of-a-bitch Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight "
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night!"