Rants & Essays

I Am God!!

By Marcus Pan

CastleOne must remember, dear player, that I am the supreme deity of my world. When you play within my campaign you must remember and accept the fact that I created this land for your enjoyment...and mine. Adventuring in my world is a privilege, not a right. Do not abuse the power you may have within, for you are barely a wart on a fly's ass when here.

It must be accepted that what I say goes. When playing with extreme stupidity, one must expect extreme consequences. Do not let thy mind grow dim and expect the unexpected, for sometimes even I do not know what may lie beyond the light of your torch.

Accept what I say and do not question my judgement...I am god here.

The above item may have been edited by the author since its first appearance in Legends No. 3.