Why Hate the New Kids?
Here are ten good reasons to hate the N.K.O.T.B. as found in
Weekly World News:
1. There are just too many of them.
2. Goofy-toothed grinning that makes you queasy and they
smile too much.
3. Stupid hair.
4. After they disband, they'll make a bunch of solo albums
that will clog the air-waves. We'll never have peace.
5. They're so clumsy they fall off the stage.
6. Their pickup lines are lame. "Step One: We can have lots
of fun." Huh?
7. The making of hundreds of thousands of products that are
harmful to the environment.
8. They inspire whining children to write poorly written
hate mail to corporations like MTV.
9. They suck all their fans' parents' hard-earned money out
of their wallets and replace it with plastic dolls, key chains, and buttons.
10. Invent your own problem, unless your creativity has been
reduced to mush by Danny, Donnie, Jordan, Jon, and Joe.
UP THE IRONZ