Rants & Essays
Women: I Don't Understand Why
By Jaken Steele
As I sit here in my room listening to Danzig, smoking a
Marlboro and drinking a bottle of the on sale special at the liquor store, I
got to thinking about girls. I just recently split up with my girlfriend and
right now life seems to look kind of bleak. Splitting up was not my choice; it
was hers. She says the reason she decided to end our "relationship" is because
I'm "too nice." Huh? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think it was
possible to be "too nice." If anyone out there can tell me how it is possible
to be "too nice," I'd be grateful if a letter with an explanation arrived in
I just can't seem to understand girls. I don't think that
most guys understand the female mentality, but there's a reason for that.
There's no type of education on understanding females for guys. I mean the
government doesn't send you a small pamphlet when you hit puberty. Your parents
sure ain't any fucking road map and if you listen to your friends you're even
more confused than when you started. Hell, even I'm still confused and I've
been around the block a few times.
I've talked to a lot of my friends and we came up with a few
questions that we'd like to ask the females of America
1) If a girl wants a guy who's going to treat them good, why
stay with a guy who is a total loser?
2) When a girl finds a guy who cares
about her and wants to do things for her, why does she leave him after a month
3) If she finds a nice guy, why does he always hear, "You're a
sweet, considerate, caring guy, but
It seems to me that if a girl finds a guy who treats her
with kindness and respect, that she'd be happy as hell.
From my experience, it seems that most girls want a guy who
is gorgeous, built, has money, is kind, caring and considerate. Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint the ladies of America, but this ain't Fantasy fucking Island. You
can't have everything. So what if a guy isn't that good-looking? Give him a
chance and you just might find someone who is going to be a prince.
Now if I've offended any females out there, I'm very
sorry. As I sit here writing this, I realize that I'm very bitter about what
has happened (so sue me). I've got feelings just like everyone else and they
don't need to be stepped on. I don't want to make it seem like I hate girls for
what they put me through. It's just that I don't understand why girls do what
they do. I guess if I had all the answers to everything, then maybe I could run
for God. I don't know everything, though, so I guess that makes me just as
clueless as 90% of the other people in this world.
If anyone has any comments or feelings about what I've
written, then feel free to contact me
c/o Inferno Publishing
Sayreville, NJ, 08872
Any questions or comments anyone might have would be most
appreciated. Replies to this would be answered personally or in Legends,
whichever you prefer.
Thanks for letting me blow off steam.