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Seminars for Men

By Anonymous

The following courses are now being offered to men thanks to the many individuals who have volunteered their time to provide this very needed service. Please note the name of some course offerings have changed. Register early as space is limited and classes fill quickly.

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Can Do Housework Too!
3. PMS - Learning to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money
6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 3:00AM
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called Don't Wash My Silks)
8. Get a Life! Learn to Cook
9. Parenting - No, it Doesn't End With Conception
10. How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Even You Can Get it Right
12. You - The Weaker Sex
13. Reasons to Give Flowers
14. How to Stay Awake After Sex
15. Why It's Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
16. Garbage - Getting It to the Curb
17. You Can Fall Asleep Without It - If You Really Try
18. The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
19. I'll Wear It if I Damn Well Please
20. How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
21. Give Me a Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit
22. The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
23. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate
24. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
25. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
26. Helpful Posture - Hints for Couch Potatoes
27. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
28. How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
29. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
30. Male Bonding - Leave Your Friends at Home
31. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially Naked
32. Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary