The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, But Aren't

10. I need you to whip it out by 5!

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put this in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk now!

5. Hmmmm…I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry level position

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number one thing that sounds dirty at the office but isn't:

1. It's not fair…I do all the work while he just sits back!