Cuter Than My Computer
By Joseph Jabbar
I've heard of something strange,
Beyond my daily
An idea that could derange,
And topple you off of that
I've been told of something called life,
importance of actually getting one,
I was told this by somebody's wife,
'With one life could be more fun.
I admit that whilst at my computer,
I've had on occasion
That a girlfriend might be more cuter,
Than this cruncher of
one and naught.
But try as I might, I've never quite mastered,
language just fills me with fright,
So down to the pub and let's get
And go home and call it a night.