By Jeff Franzmann
Under the Freedom of Information Act and the Federal Privacy
Act of 1974, I understand that my work performance is being evaluated. I have
the right to examine and copy all documentation. I have the right to review and
discuss differences and the right to request amendment to and/or modification
of any document. Section 102 Part 7.1.
1. ___ The son of a bitch really knows his
2. ___ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
3. ___ National
spokesman for Lobotomies Are Us.
4. ___ Fuckers brain
dead. Wood has a higher I.Q.
1. ___ Does excellent work when not
2. ___ Acceptable: Passed math the fourth time.
Takes off his shoes to count higher than ten.
4. ___ Cant count his
balls and get the same number twice.
1. ___ Very cooperative. Kisses ass
2. ___ Brown-noser in poor standing.
3. ___ Often pisses
off co-workers; thinks its his job.
4. ___ Dont give a shit;
never did, never will.
1. ___ Dependable little cocksucker.
___ Can rely on him at evaluation time.
3. ___ Can rely on him to be the
first one out the door.
4. ___ Totally fucking worthless.
1. ___ Extremely neat. Even combs pubic
2. ___ Looks great at evaluation time.
3. ___ Dirty, smelly, ugly
son of a bitch.
4. ___ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him.
1. ___ Goes like a son of a bitch if
2. ___ Does okay around evaluation time.
Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes.
4. ___ Couldnt do
less work if he were in a coma.
1. ___ Carries a chain-saw to get good
2. ___ Occasionally told to get fucked.
3. ___ Mother Theresa
tells him to get fucked.
4. ___ Couldnt lead a pack of wolves to