Booze & Drugs
Although just eating cannabis, or making a tea from it will
get you quite stoned, both are fairly inefficient at getting much of the THC
(D9 tetrahydrocannabinol) and other cannabinols into your bloodstream. The main
reason for this is that THC is almost insoluble in water, but is very soluble
in non-polar solvents (e.g. fats and oils). This is why tea is so inefficient
(and expensive). If there are no oils or fats in your small intestine when you
eat hashish, very little of it will be absorbed into the bloodstream. A much
more efficient way is to make a solution of THC in an oil such as olive oil,
and then emulsify it so that it is digested and absorbed much more rapidly and
efficiently. (An emulsion is a solution of a fat in water, as microscopic fat
droplets, held in the water by an emulsifying agent like lecithin. Milk is an
emulsion.) Lecithin is used as the emulsifier because it is (relatively) cheap
and easy to obtain, completely natural and is used by your body to help
disperse fats in the gut. Lecithin from health food shops is, of course, of
1. Take either 1/32 - 1/16 OZ. hashish (resin), 1/16 - 1/8
OZ. marijuana (weed, bush), or 1/32 OZ. skunkweed for each person / victim.
Note: The quantities specified of other ingredients make this unsuitable for
more than four people.
2. Finely powder the cannabis and add to about 50ml of olive
oil in the bottom of a small saucepan.
3. Add six heaped teaspoonfuls of lecithin granules. (250g
of lecithin granules costs about 5 at most decent health food stores. It
is usually sold under the brand name LeciGran.)
4. Heat very gently until most of the lecithin has
melted/dissolved in the oil, making sure the oil does not reach boiling point,
as overheating will reduce the THC content. While heating, swill the liquid in
the bottom of the pan about, so that it is fairly evenly mixed.
5. Turn off the heat, and add 50ml (a double) of decent
vodka (minimum 40% abv). This will start boiling when it touches the oil.
(Ensure that it doesn't boil out of the pan and all over the cooker.) Again,
swill round to mix evenly. After about 2 minutes, add 1 pint of water
(depending on how many people are drinking it). Mix vigorously with a whisk or
spoon (not wooden) until the mixture looks like milk, and there are no fat
droplets on the surface. Alternatively, if you are a rich bastard, you could
use a liquidiser as this creates a much smoother 'final product.
6. The liquid can be diluted 50/50 with milk (full or half
fat), milkshake, etc. to flavor it. Note: Chocolate milkshake is best. It is
now ready to drink. The residue at the bottom of the pan can also (if you
really want to get fucked up) be eaten.
For maximum effect, the emulsion should be drunk on an empty
stomach (if you can't be bothered with that, avoid eating salty foods for an
hour or so before and after - they reduce the effectiveness). On an empty
stomach, it usually takes 30 minutes to an hour to come up, with the effects
peaking in 1 to 3 hours. The effects can last from 6 to 18 hours. The intensity
of the hit and the buzz obtained depend on the amount and type of cannabis used
- if you use l/16 oz. of Northern Lights (rich bastard), don't expect to be
walking anywhere for a day or so. Similarly, if you use Skunk don't expect to
return to Earth for at least 12 hours. I do not advise you to drink much
alcohol while on this, because it fucks you sideways (not always
Legal warning / Disclaimer
Under the Misuse of Drugs Act (1971), Cannabis Emulsion is
Class B, Schedule 1, being a 'product or preparation' of a Class B controlled
drug (cannabis or cannabis resin). This has been written in preparation for the
day that the pointless criminalisation of pot smokers is abolished (probably
around AD3000 at this rate). If you are nicked for this, you should have washed
up while you were waiting to come up. This document in no way constitutes
incitement to commit the offense of possession of a controlled drug. It is
rather an incitement to emigrate from this undemocratic little shithole.