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CD Review
The Blessed Virgin Larry - "CanYouSayTanic"
By Marcus Pan
Florida seems to be shock central these
days. Maybe it's the heat that drives these guys out of their heads, or maybe
it's the sharp increase in alligator attacks - I'm not sure. But nonetheless,
some pretty screwed up individuals have broken out of Florida to land on the
top of the shock rock charts. Of course one of these is the infamous Marilyn
Manson - probably one of the few men hated more in the gothic crowd than Uncle
Andy himself. But there's another, just trying to poke his pony-tailed head
above the swamp gas and gator gnashing. This androgynous wonder is the frontman
of a band known as The Blessed Virgin Larry.
The BVL have a techno-surfy sound that is heavily effected
by sequencers. Vocals are distorted and muted, hanging somewhere in the
background. Sometimes the effect is interesting - sometimes it's annoying. But
most of the time it is definitely from the School Of Manson Madrigals. BVL's
tracks have a droning quality - there's no fast strumming or Ministryish
crunchiness. Instead it's a Murphyesque sound with added electronics and a bit
of a tangy flavor. The pony-tailed androgy-boy that croons your way during the
dirges of The Blessed Virgin Larry is Gamma. Mike Bride is the drummer and Dick
e' Boy provides the tangy guitars. Prozeric is the keyboardist and Cid Ronik
plays bass. They didn't do the Hollywood-chick first, serial-killer last naming
convention thing - but it's not all that far off when you think about it.
They are currently at work on another half-length
(seven tracks) that will be called Digital Transvestite. They just
finished shooting, over a period of three weeks, their video for I'm Killing
You, one of the tracks off of the CanYouSayTanic half-length I'm
listening to right now - according to reports they've had three investors who
pumped up the video finances a cool 25K a piece. That's pretty impressive -
I've been getting a bunch of videos recently, but I don't recall any of those
having what borders on "big budget." Not bad, guys. You got somebody's
attention - the Florida swamp gas clouding your notoriety is starting to clear
already!
BVL are real heavy into sampling movies and other spoken
rhetoric. They may leave it alone like they did with the first track of
CanYouSayTanic and just let the ludicrosity of it stand on its own; the
first track is a phone-radio conversation that goes into that stratospheric
Christian "Oh LAWd!" thing. Quite funny. Or they may weave a bit of guitar
around it or set it against a windy background. The third CYST track is
a long, drawn-out bit of rhetoric whispers and barely-audible monologues. Some
of it makes no sense - I heard lines from Airplane! The sampling thing gets a
little overdone in some places of CYST.
The songs themselves have all
the qualities I mentioned earlier. The muted vocals, surfer twang guitar and
simple bass lines. The drums are purely a metronome here. The vocals will
occasionally get too whiny as they push the voxing too far sometimes - I'm
Killing You's vocals has an undertone due to overprocessing that, whether
meant or not, grates on you like a bad schoolteacher with a blackboard and an
evil disposition. The second track, The Demon Within, has a blaring
synth sound that dirges through the non-lyriced parts. This song is one of
those "Don't mess with me" style bad-ass dirges. "Roll me over and spin me
around, I'm the master of murder
" I'd like to spend some more time
talking about the songs themselves, such as track 5 which has a real nice dance
beat to it, but there's no track listing, so I'm not sure which one it is.
BVL are going for the shock-the-system schtick - in lyrics,
sounds and definitely dress and attitude. I'll bet they have grown up a block
or so from Marilyn Manson. But while MM go for the hardcore sound with the
crunchy guitars and industrial slams, The Blessed Virgin Larry instead go for a
lower-key sound with a droning nature and twangy, surf-style guitars. It's kind
of a weird mixture, but I'll definitely give them a few ingenuity points for
it.
Contact Information: SpaceScape Post:
Atomic Enterprises, P.O. Box 15483 Tampa, FL, 33684 Phone: (813) 273-8927
E-Mail: bvl666@hotmail.com Web:
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