New! From GothCo Industries
It is hard trying to synthesize your subculture and
corporate America's need for conformity. Eventually you trade the docs in for
more sensible and acceptable footwear, you cut your hair and let the dye grow
out, you remove all those odd piercings and the gothest you look is in your
ratty Joy Division T-Shirt and undies on Sunday morning.
So what to do when you travel on business and you get a ring
at your hotel from some net.goths you know in the city? They are inviting you
down to the club for an evening of drinking and dancing!
Oh, no! You would be stuck trying to find appropriate goth
gear in an unfamiliar city, eventually stopping into the Gap to pick up some
black jeans and black turtleneck. You would feel quite dowdy standing next to
Countess Ultra in her Victorian finery who hasn't removed that corset since
1994 or Sir Phantom with his towering twenty-four inch `hawk!
So how to show these people that you are as hard-core as you
were when your were nineteen?
GothCo Industries has the answer:
THE INSTANT GOTH KIT!
Super-compressed so that it fits in the most sensible purse
(1) Elastic-waisted slip skirt, suitable for both men and
(1) One pair of strippy tights, please specify white stripped, black
stripped or purple.
(1) Pre-torn fishnet body suit.
(1) Silk scarf,
suitable for draping over your shoulders, or wrapping your natural blond hair
(1) Band T-shirt; please specify SoM, Siouxsie, JD, Bauhaus, Cure or
(1) Tape of the above band to get you into the moping mood!
Pair of pre-battered 8 eye black docs; specify size.
(1) Can of Krylon
"Matte Black" and a stencil so that you can apply outrageous curliques to the
corners of your eyes!
(1) One pint of snakebite to render you sufficiently
tossed to come off as self assured and confident!
One Vympyre Way
Dyspyre, ID 89435
No CODs, please.